Wednesday, September 21, 2005

CHERTOFF SUBS FOR HIS BOSS

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By Elaine Meinel Supkis

Har. THIS time, Chertoff says, he will get it right. Only needed a few thousand dead to figure out how to do his "job". I would rather see him in prison. Of course, the Democrats want a commission "like the 9/11 one". Dummies. That was a stupid white wash committee.

It failed, utterly.

Worse than failed.

Anyway, these people would be funny if they weren't so deadly.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005

JAUNDICED EYE ON STUPID GUY

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By Elaine Meinel Supkis

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Welcome to "Jaundiced Eye on a Stupid Guy." I am Zangetsu, one of the stars of the Japanese anime, "Bleach". We have brought together a panel of cast members of that great show, all members of high status in the Soul Society, Heaven's answer to out of control demons.
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Since we live at the Gates of Death, we certainly can sit in judgement on the living. Today's subject is the "leader of the free world", a man with a notorious past, bloody desires, psychotic behaviors, and worst of all, he can't comport himself at a level above that of a poorly trained, ill tempered chimpanzee.
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As the best drunk in Soul Society, I can assure you that one can look great, dress fetchingly and pick up hot chicks while fighting demons, all while soaked to the gills. There is some talent involved in this, of course.
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You drunken sot. No aristocrat would be caught dead, dressed like you, sober or drunk. And the ladies run from you, too.
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Since I am merely the incarnation of the Death Dealing Sword of Justice, so to speak, I have no idea about drunks chasing females. We are here to talk about why America produces some of the most pathetic specimens of leadership and how we can change this.
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Dude, all the politicos look and act lame. I can't see any interesting human leaders.
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Hitler was big about designing interesting fascist uniforms and symbols and then destroyed the entire effect by wearing what had to be the ugliest and stupidest mustache on earth. Only clowns and comedians like Charlie Chaplain wore one, for example. I wonder if humans really want to be taken seriously.
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Unfortunately, we must take them seriously. For example, we all saw on Masterpiss Theater, how the Bourbon Bushes like to summon demons and rob graves. Hitler and his ilk murdered millions of innocent humans. The existence of these fiends is why we are always so busy, fighting demons.
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*sigh* This is why I keep saying, why even allow the humans to exist? Religious books the humans worship from often talk about eliminating them. One can see why.
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Whoa! Wait! Man, I got to object! I like chasing chicks. Hell, human chicks are fun! What's the matter with ya? Geeze.
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As a weapon, I have no idea what you are babbling about. Back to Bush. We have assembled some photographs of him and wish for some analysis. Can this man be saved from himself? (Laughing from the rest of the panel)
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First, here he is, in official, posed photos. Note that in all of them, and this is only two examples, there are many more, I assure you, showing his sloppy form. Note the hand laying inert next to his diddly toy. No other mortal does this, at least at this level. He is the only one who can't sit straight up, Looking like you have to masturbate isn't very dignified.
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Hell, I do things like that while lying down on the floor.
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You filthy sot. I would like to crush your face into the tatami mat. And this President of the humans in America? Not a worthy opponent.
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Onwards. Here is a picture from this week of Bush at a funeral. Many photographers have clicked on his face at funerals or when he is talking about the dead. He nearly always smirks or even openly laughs. Warned that this is upsetting more and more people, his handlers have attempted to try to get him to control this urge.
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We don't cry at funerals.
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Guardians at the Gates of Death are too dignified to cry. And I personally, would not want a laughing idiot come past here, either. We will deal with this matter in the end.
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Hey, every time I try to slip some drunks past you, you draw your sword! If you had your way, Heaven would be the most boring place on earth.
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Ya's right. We want to party here, not go around, spooking everyone like certain people here.
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Moving on. Here is Bush praying. He is calling on his "god" whoever that is.
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Since the Devil that is Death is his ultimate god, I guess it is appropriate to look like he is using the toilet.
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I hope you can keep that disgusting human away from me. Understand?
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On 9/11, Bush failed to protect people and many died. He then flew to NYC to stand on the still smoldering ruins that had thousands of dead bodies still buried there and not only gave a speech, but laughed and America decided to follow him mindlessly. This was called his greatest moment.
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It's normal to be happy when you see things are going great. Like when we kill lots of demons. Right?
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I see that idiot can't even put on a shirt properly. Or was he pretending to be working so hard, he couldn't spare five seconds for donning his garb? And the background lighting. Looks like a cheap anime about vampires. *sigh*. I suppose he and his crew thought, "New Orleans=vampires" because of all those books about that subject.
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We kill vampires!
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Here is a shot of Bush leaving New Orleans. Any comments?
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What a loser. Looks like he was beaten with rods. I would certainly apply a whip to him for bad taste.
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No wonder he is a psycho. He looks like the sort of spoiled, self centered brat the aristocracy spits out occassionally. Kind of reminds me of someone...heh.
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I will deal with you later.
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Last shot. Can't even appear friendly anymore when in public. Yet the people supporting this man still want to fool humans into thinking this obvious psychopath is normal as well as friendly.
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Being unfriendly is normal.
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So says the dude who is going to execute his own sister. Yah.
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I have no personal feelings. I operate only to fulfill my function which is to bring justice to the dead. All I can say is, if humans follow fools they will fall into the abyss. Following humans in the grip of demons is dangerous. It is futile to thwart the will of Heaven. Many humans, seeking power rather than peace are following leaders who are intent on destroying the planet, killing humans, all in the name of unfettered greed, vain glory and self worship.

Thank you for joining us today. Have a nice day.

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Friday, September 16, 2005

TURNING ON THE LIGHTS

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By Elaine Meinel Supkis

At Atrios today, the posters were talking about the breaking news story that isn't in the news but is on a reporter's blog...hahaha, even the reporters are resorting to blogging to get the real story out...last night, when Bush was announcing the rebuilding of New Orleans using Chinese yuan, everything was brightly lit up.

From MSNBC, Brian Willam's blog:
I am duty-bound to report the talk of the New Orleans warehouse district last night: there was rejoicing (well, there would have been without the curfew, but the few people I saw on the streets were excited) when the power came back on for blocks on end. Kevin Tibbles was positively jubilant on the live update edition of Nightly News that we fed to the West Coast. The mini-mart, long ago cleaned out by looters, was nonetheless bathed in light, including the empty, roped-off gas pumps. The motorcade route through the district was partially lit no more than 30 minutes before POTUS drove through. And yet last night, no more than an hour after the President departed, the lights went out. The entire area was plunged into total darkness again, to audible groans. It's enough to make some of the folks here who witnessed it... jump to certain conclusions.
Pardon me while I jump.

Since Bubble Boy travels in a airtight totally protected shell, we should chain him to a lampost in New Orleans until all the lights come back on!

Change his location each day so everyone gets one day of electricity.

Then we move him to Iraq and repeat this only we know, he will not last very long there since they tend to blow up people they don't like.

Just a thought.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

MASTERPISS THEATER

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A cartoon by Elaine Meinel Supkis

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From Xinhuanet:
Chinese President Hu Jintao and US President George W. Bush agreed here Tuesday to enhance mutual trust and cooperation and make concerted efforts to develop bilateral constructive and cooperative relations.

The two presidents held talks Tuesday afternoon right after Hu arrived here to attend the summit on the 60th anniversary of the establishment of the United Nations.

During the meeting, Hu pointed out that the two countries have made important progress in the past few years in exchanges and cooperation in bilateral and international affairs, with their common interests being increased, spheres of cooperation expanded and their cooperation basis becoming increasingly solid.
Solid as a rock. Bush asked Uncle Hu for $500 billion in loans and Uncle Hu said yes, so long as America is now a satrapy of China. So tonight's show is how the USA sold it's soul for some yuan and a cheap flat screen TV.
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From CNN:
Barbara Bush, who accompanied the former presidents on a tour of the Astrodome complex Monday, said the relocation to Houston is "working very well" for some of the poor people forced out of New Orleans.

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality," she said during a radio interview with the American Public Media program "Marketplace." "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

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From Yahoo
Mrs. Bush said Tuesday that much more human good than bad has come from the disaster, despite what people see on TV. She said the evacuees she has met in her three trips to the Gulf Coast are hopeful and thankful that they don't have to start from rock bottom because of the donations and the kindness of strangers.

"That's what I've seen at each of the shelters I've visited," she said. "I've never heard a single word of complaint."

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