MISSING WHITE WOMEN FOUND!
From the BBC News: Nude models pose at Berlin's Charlottenburg castle as they audition for the role of Venus at a garden festival.
As we all know, the American media has been going crazy over the plight of various caucasian women. This seems increasingly to be the sole function of the cable news, for example, aside from LA car chases. Well, we just found out where all these women have gone!